Matthew Ludwinski

Adam

Michael Medico

John

Casper Andreas

Nick

Allison Lane

Candy

Jesse Archer

Matthew

John Schile

Ron

Bruce Vilanch

Missy

Judy Tenuta

Zinnea

Alec Mapa

Himself

Brent Bailey

Dean

Scott DeFalco

Frank

Kurt Scholler

Slave

Todd Sherry

Collin

William Thomas Jones

Robert

Mark Cirillo

Alec Mapa's Fan

Angelina Hong

Kim

William Jackson

Older Actor

Leah Rachel

Sophie

Sherry Weston

Older Actress

Linda Larson

Casting Director

Billy Snow

Gym Sales Guy

Paul Martignetti

Career Waiter

Taaffe O'Connell

Job Interviewer

Erik Passoja

Mr. Katz

Daniel Hayes

Lucas

Geoff Stirling Jr.

The Football Coach

Daniel Berilla

Perry

Gregg Jacobson

Sun-burned Model

Spencer Falls

Baby-faced Model

Ryan Driller

Dark-haired Model

Claes Lilja

Scott

Tom Nobles

Wayne

C. Stephen Browder

Marvin

Perez Hilton

Ricky

Brian Putnam

Paparazzi

Mathew Lenski

Adam

Tatiana Turan

Agent's Wife