Jack Albertson

Barney Bailey

Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs

Russell Dodd

Herb Edelman

Lester Dietz

Joyce Van Patten

Ellen Dietz

Susan Sullivan

Linda Greg

Michael Brandon

Paul Lester

Abe Vigoda

Jake

George Burns

Self

Ernest Emling

Jerry

Jeff Doucette

Red

Howard Hesseman

Roger Dustleman

Don Calfa

Harry Fenner

Ben Fuhrman

Sid Weller

Christopher Roberts

Hickey McDay

Ann Weldon

Reporter

Lindsay V. Jones

1st Waitress

Carole Goldman

Hostess

Trish Soodik

Jokie

Peggy Sandvig

Peggy Piano

Lee Stein

Mike

Gertrude Graner

1st Lady

Ginger Farrell

2nd Lady

Reginald Farmer

Black Man

Laurel Barnett

2nd Waitress

Jeffrey Richman

Batter

Patti Jerome

Agent

Robert Kino

Client

Johnny Haymer

Haberson

Patrick Labyorteaux

Davey Byron

Jeffrey Winner

Charlie

Judy Thomas

Heckler

John Davey

Cop

Lee Kalcheim

Man

Victor Cesario

Chauffeur

Donald Hotton

Shrink