Lauren Annetts

Cheryl Williams

Claire Bacon

Slutty the Clown

Richard Bacon

Will Helm

Eve Bamfield

Mia Rosemary

Conor Barry

Narrator (segment: "Cra-Knyar")

Kevin Beacom

Walter

Kurt Boggs

Mail Man Don

John Patrick Brennan

Mad Cowboy

Jarrod Buttery

Police Commissioner

Kaitlyn-Jo Grosso Cocchiola

PK

Einar Darri

Lester

Grant El Gatford

Narrator / Guitar Victim (segment: "Hobo Sewer Slaughter")

Dylan Fawkes

Graeme Eggelton

Lili Thorpe

Linda Myers

Dallas Gossett

Rick

Ian Joseph Greene

Burger Face / Hellswine J. Pig

Tobie Elizabeth Anne Greene

Burger Boob / Weiner Guts / Woman Radio Announcer

Vanessa Gudgeon

Make Out Girl / Tampon Girl / Unsatisfied Sex Girl

Steven Haar

Berd

Séamus Hanly

Josh Powers

Ragnar Ingi

Gürk

Tommy Jarvis

Killer (segment: "The Smell of Fear")

Lloyd Kaufman

YouTube Sensation

Zoe Kavanagh

Cra-Knyar

Ari Lehman

Sean Voorhees

Jason Robert Lester

Drunk (segment: "Hobo Sewer Slaughter")

Eric Lovell

Drooling Bobby

Chaz May

Blake Bundy

Tonii McDonald

Divorcee

Simon Mulholland

Kyle Ross Nelson

Officer Shmedley

Dustin Pesonen

Weiners / Stanley Sphinctum

Josh Pesonen

Shoehorn the Dog

Elvery Peters

Everett K. Lamont

Nellie Peterson

Barbra

Tito Pomart

T. Lumpsworth

Reem

Layla

Duncan Shaw

Hobo Harry

Alison Spittle

Nathan Teboul

Harry / Turkey Head / Man Radio Announcer

Floyd Vannatta

Gutsplosion / Officer Dinghardt

Ryan H. Ware

Husband (segment: Hellswine)